Funny Advice Quotes Sms

advice is not a funny thing , but i don’t know people take it like most funniest thing in the world, its not with all people but mostly people treat like this.but some time advice is really funny.

Funny Advice Quotes Sms

Funny Advice Quotes and Sms Messages

  • If you use the sink, swimwear and
    lingerie makes perfectly acceptable
  • Do not think of yourself as a person ugly.
    Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
  • Put some lotion on his movement
    and some Glide on your slide
  • The early bird gets the worm,
    but the second mouse gets the cheese
  • Never trust people put in milk and grain
    my dear please don’t mind just kidding
  • When you need to borrow money,
    and borrow from a pessimist. They will not
    expect him off.
  • You can get everything you want in life,
    if you lowered your expectations
  • Never test the depth of the river with both feet
    meas listen, think, then take a action
  • Be yourself. Unless your
    rhinoceros. So rhino.
  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
    but a nice, apples and skip doctor
  • If you meet a man in a room, do not
    come crying to me when you end up with drunk
  • Do not make eye contact while eating bananas
    you think i m kidding no dear i m not


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