Funny Facebook Status Quotes

you know Facebook status very important for us, we are daily upload different type of status like sad , happy, and funny, it can be your  selfie , any joke any location any thing what you want share with your friends and other peoples.

Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Funny Facebook Status Quotes

  • Woman is like a tea bag, you cannot know
    how much power is until she gets in hot water.
  • When the bird hits the window you ever
    wondered if God is playing with Angry Birds
  • Knowledge is like underwear.
    It is useful to have but do not need to show for it.
  • Marriage is a bit like entering a hot water bath.
  • Once you get used to it, it is not too hot.
  • When the girl says it will be ready in 5 min,
    which shows the similar,
    when the boy speaks that the game has only 5 min.
  • I have come with the best ideas when you sit in the
    washroom then suddenly forget all after download.
  • Why worry about things that cannot be changed?
    Let go and move on, because life is waiting.
  • The past cannot be changes, forgotten.
    Edit or delete: it cannot be acceptable.
  • Smile and let everyone know that you
    are much stronger today than it was yesterday.
  • Never strong … you know
    to be strong is the only choice you have.
  • Strong people knew how to keep his life in order.
    Even with tears in their eyes, and they are still able to say that I agree with a smile.
  • The wrong friends about when they think
    they great real friends there, even when they think they are dumb.