Happy Fathers Day Jokes 2015

Believed my father wearing the pants in the house, but my mom always told you what to put in the picture.

 Funny Happy Fathers Day Jokes Sms 2015

• Parents still do not snore –
  only when you are asleep.
• Why golfers take an extra couple
  of socks if you get a hole in one.
• How did many ears were Davy Crockett three:
  left hand and right ear, and land
• What is the father said phantom
  specter ugly child, when spoken to intimidate.
• Two pears on the table. Father picks up,
  saying that they are not a couple more.
• Mother (when driving past the cemetery):
  “fence put up to keep everyone in.
• The Mummy, Dad to the tank &
  I do not think that the crisis.
• Please I can leave the table Dad,
  where are you going to quit smoking.
• I knew I should not have
  been seafood. I feel a little eel
• Suddenly, he realized that he was the
  father holiday, and he had forgotten to buy a
  card to our father.
• Before taking the old family car to college,
  my father put the trunk with oil-filled
  soda bottles, coolant, and transmission fluid.