Believed my father wearing the pants in the house, but my mom always told you what to put in the picture.
Funny Happy Fathers Day Jokes Sms 2015
- Parents still do not snore –
only when you are asleep.
- Why golfers take an extra couple
of socks if you get a hole in one.
- How did many ears were Davy Crockett three:
left hand and right ear, and land
- What is the father said phantom
specter ugly child, when spoken to intimidate.
- Two pears on the table. Father picks up,
saying that they are not a couple more.
- Mother (when driving past the cemetery):
“fence put up to keep everyone in.
- The Mummy, Dad to the tank &
I do not think that the crisis.
- Please I can leave the table Dad,
where are you going to quit smoking.
- I knew I should not have
been seafood. I feel a little eel
- Suddenly, he realized that he was the
father holiday, and he had forgotten to buy a
card to our father.
- Before taking the old family car to college,
my father put the trunk with oil-filled
soda bottles, coolant, and transmission fluid.