Mother’s Day Jokes 2018 to every Mother. Give your mother some happy moment this mother’s day by sharing with her these funny and refreshing jokes. Wish every Mother a beautiful and great Happy Mother’s day with jokes and make them laugh and Happy Mother’s Day
Mother’s Day Jokes 2018
- once a baby snake came to his mother worried sick
baby snake: mom does our poison kill?
Mother snake: yes, why?
Baby snake ( with tears ): I Just bite my Tongue, and I am going to die.
- mom: do you know why computers are smart?
Kid: no why?
Mom: because they listen to their mother boards, that’s why!
- Mom: I want to be pampered on this mother’s day
kids: okei, what pamper size would fit you?!
- no matter how old we grow and what we become
medicine is always given to us by our mothers
- mom: how was your paper?
Me: it was good
mom: good or best?
Me: best mom.
Mom: yea we will know once result is out.
- rick failed in exams and his mom was
“ don’t know, he studies on his computer all the time and still failed.”
- kid: mom, do you know there are about 6000 languages in the world.
Mom: oh that’s great.
Kid: and no matter what language I speak, I can’t convince you.
- mom to mother in law: “ my house is your house”.
Mother-in-law: “ then get out of my property”.
- Daughter : “mom, what should I get you on this mother’s day?”
mom: “get me a good doctor for my son-in-law.”
- mom bought two shirts for his son. Son put on one of them to check and really loved it.
Son: “look mama, it looks really lovely, right?”
mom while crying: “ I knew you would never like my favorite color so you did not try the other one on.”